I take it the duties are to let people come and lie on me.

And once they're good and comfortable, I whisper, "You should buy some of our stuff."

It was stolen?

You can dance to it?

Logic and/or Mixed Signal Design Engineer

"When implemented, this process will ensure compliance to all industry standards, except when it doesn't"

Major Markets Representative - Schizophrenia

It's about time that mental disorders got their own PR representation!

Job listing: Interventional Radiologist

"We've all gathered together to tell you your behavior is out of control, and to hand you this lump of plutonium."

I just spotted a job listing from people with a great name for an ambient band: North American Partners in Anesthesia!!

I bet those guys make Boards of Canada sound like Rage Against the Machine.

A job listing:Addiction Recovery Associate - New York NorthThe Addiction Recovery Associate is responsible for maximizing sales of Alkermes products in his/her respective territory. This will be done by having thorough product, disease state and market knowledge and sound selling skills. He/she will utilize available resources to help educate and ( Read more... )

Clinical Specialist - Pain/ITB

A specialist in being a Pain In The Butt?

(I've been trying to avoid posting these, 'cuz after all, they're really the low-hanging fruit in the online comedy universe. There's been a listing for "Folder - Garment" there for a long time, and while yes, I can hold a group of documents together pretty well, I don't ( Read more... )

Job Title: Non-Operative Spine and Pain Management Physicians

I can say with complete assurance that when it comes to being a spine or pain management physician, I can be totally non-operative ( Read more... )

Title of job: Mortgage Cons-reverse